Saturday, March 15, 2014

Women - my classification


Now, let me classify Women based on my (.ahem!!)... experience in attracting the other species-
  1. Women, who are worth looking at and sighing - those on televison u can see them many times ,but can never even dream of having them (I Love you Scarlett Johansson).
  2. Women, who are extremely good looking, sexy, smart, magnetic and more importantly those I can never have coz they are either already taken, or they dun even look at people like me.
  3. Women, who are of the above type but major fault - they are Lesbian!
  4. Women, who u try and line- marofy but they never fall for you.
  5. Women, who like you but never thought of u "that way"!!(bahh!!)
  6. Women, who line marofy you, but you never thought of them "that way" !!
  7. Women, who are pretty but are really dumb, who will make your life so miserable and colourless that you might even consider suicide ;)(Have a good experience here, please avoid this category ;))
  8. Women you are going around with but u realize this act isn't going to last too long.
  9. Lastly the miscellaneous category, this totally depends upon individual preference like, height issues, irritating voice, long/short nose, big/small eyes, To fat/ to thin and other blahhhhs of the world.
At this rate, losers like me and if u are, are never going to find anyone. Enjoy while it lasts -coz someone might snatch it all from you!
love,
The Stereotype loser ;)